Cricket SMS

Koshish Karne Walon Ki Haar Nahi Hogi,

Ausies Se Darkar Naiyya Par Nahi Hogi,

Karo Mehnat Ji Jaan Se Mehnat Tumhari,

Duvae Hamari Bekar Nahi Hogi,

Koshish Karne Walonki Haar Nahi Hogi

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Jeet chukay ham her jang

Ab yeh bazi bhi hamari hai

Pakistan ko maar chukay

Ab Srilanka ki baari hai…

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Jo hum se takrayega……

Woh World Cup se tata bye bye ho jayega….

Dekha hua naaa.

Lets celebrate.

Congartulation Team India for the great WIN.

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Dhoni's Mom: Go and bring some vegetables from market.

Dhoni: But Mom, We defeated by South Africa, and public are in full anger.

Mom: Wear my sari and then go, no one will recognize you.

Dhoni goes to market wearing saree.

A Girl: Hi Dhoni, how are you?

Dhoni got shocked.

Dhoni: How did you know, I am Dhoni?

Girl: Abeh.. I am Nehra.

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DHONI to SACHIN: "God has sent me on earth to show people how to play

cricket-" :-)

SACHIN Replied: "I never sent anybody"

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Jab Khelenge Ye Sher Gyaara,

Kaampega Ye Duniya Saara,

Jab Legenge Chhakke Baara-Baara,

Aur Choukkon Ka Lagega Bhandara,

World Cup Bees Gyaara(2011)

Ab To Hoke Rahega Humaara

Go India Go...!!

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Yuvi Aur Zaheer Chal Gaye Pichli Baar

Khote Sikke Nahi Chalte Har Baar

Tej Karo Apne Hathiaron Ki Dhaar

Team India Ke Har Khiladi Ko Khelna Hoga Zordaar

Tabhi Hoga Quarter Final Ka Beda Paar

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TOILET aur CRICKET GROUND Me Ek Hi Samaanta Hai

Guess What?

Socho.?

Nahi Pata?

Arre Dono Jagah.. “DHONI” hai

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Batting First Class Hai

Bowling Bhi Khas Hai

Fielding Thodi Aam Hai

Himmat Kamaal Hai

Woh Team World Cup Jeetegi

Jisme Dhoni Sehwag Tendulkar Bemisaal Hai

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